A Man and a Parrot
He took the parrot home, and tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him.
After a few hours of trying to teach the bird finally the man said “If you don’t stop swearing I’m going to put you in the freezer as punishment.”
The parrot continued, so finally the man put the bird in the freezer.
About an hour later the parrot asked the man to please open the door.
As the man took the shivering bird out of the freezer it said “I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!”